What could go wrong?
Plenty! according to reporter, Steve Blow, who uses the power of pen to warn cafe patrons in his revealing Dallasnews.com column. Mr. Blow uncovers a "legitimate cause for concern" when certain breeds saddle up for latte hour at hometown cafes. Read his investigative report on a suspicious pit bull recently spotted in a Dallas eating establishment (Warning: Graphic depiction of tongue yielding human): Cafe Crimes.
We've noticed similar disturbances in SF area cafes. Hidden cameras captured these shocking images:
Below Left: Lulled by the sports page, an unsuspecting cafe patron is clearly unaware of potential dangers. Right: Seconds later, predictably unpredictable, the canine is crazed by an unsatiable lust for low-fat foam.
Unable to stop the madness, the cafe patron recoils in horror; his beloved refreshment a victim of unstopable carnage.
Do YOU have photo evidence of pit bulls lurking in your local cafes?
If so, please send to email@example.com for publication. We're committed to getting to the bottom of this latte... Er, this disturbing trend.
BAD RAP Ground Crew